freddy krueger dick

When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning

Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick

by SkinIsSoft January 1, 2020

Freddy Krueger shit

When you see someone who has a scary or wicked looking scar somewhere on their body.

Tom - "Did you see that guy's hand?!?!"

Mary - "No. Why?"

Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"

by Batcatmunkin September 12, 2011

Freddy Krueger Mummy

Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.

This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.

by Lockmastr June 2, 2010

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011

Freddy Krueger Nipples

Dark rubber like nipples or black nipples that can be stretched to the extreme. Or just plain ol' gross

That old beef jerky tasted like Freddy Krueger Nipples.

by la mexicana January 2, 2014

freddy kruegered

When you finger bang a female and your nails cause cuts or vaginal mutilations.

My girlfriend came over and Freddy Kruegered the hell out of my vagina.

by TDIZZEL April 28, 2014

Freddy Krueger penis

When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small

Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger

by Douglas ward July 10, 2023