Gobi and frankfurt

Messed up fuckin dikes. gobi looks like a fish, and franfurt is a duck that is retarted like gobi, gobi hobbes, and frankfurt bodido likes it up the ass alot.

me retarted

by FUCK THAT SHIAT October 5, 2003

raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 22, 2016

Frankfurter foliage

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.

Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016

frankfurger

A hamburger or cheeseburger shaped to resemble a hotdog and served in a hotdog roll. Frequently made when you have an overabundance of hotdog rolls.

I didn't have room for dessert because I had 3 awesome frankfurgers with all the fixings.

by battags July 18, 2009

Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.

I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

by alphaholism is it February 24, 2011

Fragfurting

"Fragfurting" Frag-Furting

An action in which "Frankfurter Sausages" are tossed or thrown (Usually at high speeds), at any form of moving transport.

The "Frag" term comes from "Fragmentation Grenade" or military hand grenade which are generally (Tossed, thrown etc.)

This defining the term "Frag-Furt"

"Jack" Hey guys im bored, want to watch some scrambled porn?

"martin" maybe later, Ive got a better idea, Lets go FragFurting

"Caleb" Good idea Martin, where did you leave the Frag-Furts dan?

"Dan" In the bush beside the shops.

by mixthermo August 17, 2011

Sweaty Frankfurter

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.

Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"

by Daddy Autist March 10, 2017