Flying a kite

To be high on ketamine.

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.

by monsieur kite December 25, 2010

flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day

i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate

by brad "b-rad" gluckman September 1, 2007

Fly a Kite

Flying a kite is a slang term for anal sex. A male simply asks a female if she would like to fly a kite with them, sounds romantic right? most girls arnt familiar with the slang term. So if she says yes, you're golden!

Wanna fly a kite?
will you fly a kite with me?

by Starling13 August 17, 2011

go fly a kite

A nice way to say go fuck yourself.

Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!

by Daniel K. July 9, 2006

go fly a kite

Get Lost!

Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?

by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.

Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!

by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020

go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!

by Downstrike October 17, 2004