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Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
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Flicker Goon

Blowing your load multiple times in quick succession, often only lasting seconds
I can only Flicker Goon for five seconds before I pass out
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Swiss Flicker Gooning

Where you let melted chocolate mixed with melted cheese flow in to your urethra
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Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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Sol badguy flicker gooning

This is when you shove an sol bad guy plushie from guilty gear up your anus while yelling volcanic viper and switch in between oh yeah im sol badguying it so hard nanny nanny boo boo you cant stop me. while doing gunflame input.

the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick

this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
hey honey i just got done "Sol badguy flicker gooning" im on my way home
by Yhcnom April 1, 2025
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Chicago flicker gooning

When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
God damn those Chicago flicker gooning gooners there gonna flood the streets
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Czech Flicker Gooning

Czech flicker gooning is gooning but at a next level, you stroke ur johnson so hard you need to get ur balls to fall off and then drench ur penis in the czech national food.
Yo bro i just did the czech flicker gooning technique and i sucked the food off my johnson!
by Flicker Gooner September 5, 2025
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