fartknocker

One who engages in anal sex, the penetrator, not the penetratee

He's a right fartknocker

by Greblord February 1, 2005

FARTKNOCKER

Slang word for a homosexual male, due to insertion of the membrum virile into the chocolate starfish, which 'knocks farts'

That fella from BBC Wales weather reports is a right fartknocker

by Herr Howell January 14, 2011

Fartknocker

noun. knocker of the farts.

Tyson is a fartknocker.

by Heidi January 8, 2003

Fartknocker

Name of somebody who is "Fartknocking" which is a game very similar to Ding Dong Ditch, only before you run away after knocking on the door, you leave a really smelly fart behind you, so the victem comes out to nothing but a horrid smell.

Kelsey was Fartknocking the other night, shes probably the best Fartknocker i've ever seen!

by DropkickDog December 9, 2008

Fartknocker

An infamous childhood insult. A bridge between more daring and colorful grown-up insults such as motherfucker and shithead.

Anna: Uh, Jake, clean up your room for once.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!

Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*

Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Fartknocker

Derogatory term often used to describe someone who makes farts with such a potent aroma that they could knock someone in the near vicinity on his or her ass. The fartknocker is the producer of said fart, not to be confused with the fartknockee, he who is accosted by the pungent fart.

That greasy kid in the front row is such a fartknocker.

by Jenn and Steph September 22, 2005

fartknocker

A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.

Dude, Billy's breath smells so bad, I swear that dude is a fartknocker.

by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009