facehausen

Noun or verb. To facehausen is to invent insane or even impossible events at remote locations for yourself on a Facebook account in your own name on which you have also invented a fantasy profile. The aim of a facehausen may be to blow smoke over your actual activities and profile, to reward idle curiosity with absurdity, or simply to have fun and generally ass around. By extension, a facehausen is any elaborate ploy in which a patently impossible claim is made or stance is taken in sarcasm, in order to deflect a line of ad hoc interrogation--in place of rendering the woefully dull "It's none of your freaking business." Formed from "Facebook" and "Münchausen," the latter in reference to The Fantastic Adventures of Baron Münchausen, in which the Baron claims to have had many bizarre and even impossible escapades. Related to "tweethausen," a similar ploy, but more succinctly purpetrated on Twitter.

I set up a Facebook account with my name and the profile of Indiana Jones. Nobody noticed the facehausen, so I actually started wearing a fedora and leaving my office by the window instead of the door. I drew the line, however, at ransacking flea markets for crystal skulls.

by Guthlac A May 7, 2011

Flamehound

A huge fucking faggot. The worst kind of Internet scum right beside pedophiles.

"Man, don't talk to Todd, he's a huge Flamehound."

by SonOfMulano May 6, 2014

flamegasm

When something is so spicy it gives you extreme pleasure and happiness, basically an orgasm

“Damn, he just ate those Hot Cheetos and he’s loving it! He must be having a flamegasm”

by auxre April 17, 2018

Flimhauser

A Flimhauser is a male by the coastal beaches who is caucasian, wears baggy dumb shants, whiffle trucker low brow surf shop hats, lame tilly's or surf shop dumber shirts, and is a wealthier husky bro douche adult. This archetype spawns flimhauser garbed dumb young women, wives especially, and children unfortunately. They are known to party more than an overprotective christian parent, but they bring the IQ and ability level down with their non smug or connoisseur embellishment of a wealthier life.

Flimhausers have a German good reputation in writing (hauser), but it's a dumb bro smash mouth stomp it down dumby. Wives who have surf shop whiffle trucker hats are what you check out and loose need to do Parisian achievement. To fit in jus succumb.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021