I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit

When you’re about to SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

HEY JERMENY I’m fixing to take a 44oz XL shit YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

by Oral Anul February 13, 2020

fixing to start

A Southern way to say that someone is suffering from PMS, or about to start her period.

Donna Sue has been so cranky, since she's fixing to start and everything.

by theVanimal January 23, 2008

fixing to

when southerners are about to accomplish tasks. pronounced "fiddin ta"

We fiddin ta get blazed up in herrrr.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

fixing to

a fuck ass way for people from the south to say about to

I'm fixing to go to the house.

by it will be hell April 29, 2019

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015