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Five Minute Game

When someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and "Starts over" the conversation, they win. It is bad to win
Joe: Did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!
by wordya January 20, 2011
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Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!
by The secret grafter November 8, 2020
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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.
"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021
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five-third minute

The five-third minute is a common unit of time used in physics and engineering that is equivalent to 100 seconds. It was adopted due to its accordance with the SI (metric) units and prefixes, which are based on powers of ten.
For t = 20.0, what is the average magnetic flux density through the cylinder of the generator? (the five-third minute is the implied unit of time because it is a physical application).
by Samuldran Sheth January 26, 2005
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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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five minutes

The best response to temporarily put off, or get out of, nearly anything. Most effective when combined with the terms "Like" or "About." Contains many useful applications:

1) Buying time

2) Fooling the other person into thinking you will do something when you actually have no intention to, and hoping they forget

3) Using it multiple times until the desired effect is achieved

(see below)
ex1) "Hey son, would you pause that game and clean your room for me?"
"Sure. Just gimme like five minutes."

ex2) "It's your birthday today? Of course I know...hey I'll be over in about 5 minutes and we'll hang out." (unsuspected birthday gift card run to the supermarket, as if you actually remembered)

ex3) "Good morning honey, time to get up for work."

"MMMyeah...in Five minutes."

(One hour later)

"Hey it's been an hour--get up already!!"

"Alright, alright.....in five minutes."
by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 20, 2010
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so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.
Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!
by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003
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