Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

bum finger

The 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a guy's bum while they are having sex.

The sex was pretty bland until her bum finger crept out.

by Sebastian Rofo December 07, 2013

Fingering Bum

A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination

1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."

by Mark Park September 22, 2021

Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.

"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"

by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021