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finale stuff

Radio friendly term for male cum coined by Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101.1 WRIF radio in Detroit
I knew there was a creeper in my house when I found finale stuff all over my sheets.
by Van Halen Fan October 3, 2013
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China's final warning

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat
Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."
by redocelot September 8, 2022
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Final Exams

Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!

Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.
by littleredhat March 26, 2016
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Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.
by mystymysts December 3, 2018
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Heal me in Final Fantasy

Slang for asking a friend to partake in homoerotic activities with you, including but not limited to passionately making out.
Hey man, do you think you can heal me in Final Fantasy?

Aight bro, just say 'no homo' afterward cuz we're not there yet.
by Captain_Boom March 29, 2021
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Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
by DDwd5 February 23, 2014
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Final countdown theory

The theory that, no matter where you are, if you shout out "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!" someone, somewhere will repond with "Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh" I.e. The sound of the music which immediately follows the lyric.
John: Hey Mark, wanna try out the final countdown theory?
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.
by greenie29892 April 10, 2010
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