Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.
by Born to Felch September 4, 2008
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'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008
Get the felching mug.After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
by JD August 17, 2003
Get the felching mug.A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
by Kourics March 17, 2010
Get the felching lesbians mug.Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.
The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.
by taint October 15, 2003
Get the felching straw mug.by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005
Get the Felching mug.This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.
by dmp April 1, 2003
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