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felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
by Kourics March 17, 2010
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felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.
The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.
by taint October 15, 2003
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Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.
"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"
by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005
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Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad
My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night
by Kota13f September 2, 2018
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felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.
I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?
by dmp April 1, 2003
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oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.
Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.
by Richard Black May 10, 2005
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Felching

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.
She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com
by Ronzombie November 26, 2010
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