A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
by Kourics March 17, 2010
Get the felching lesbians mug.Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.
The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.
by taint October 15, 2003
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by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005
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Get the Felchin mug.This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.
by dmp April 1, 2003
Get the felching straw mug.n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.
Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.
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