National Slap 'dem booties day. Go find your friend or bf/gf and slap their booty so hard the get a mark. Do not waste this day. This day is an excuse for all booty slappers to do their thing. So go out into
the world and smack them booties. We are all
proud of you. If you're still sitting here, GET UP AND START
SMACKING BOOTIES NOW!!!!!