I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad

I love you like a fat kid likes cake

by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.

Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009

fatcakes

Josh Martin.

"Hey fatcakes get me some pickles."
"Fatcakes come here for your slap."

by PEEMAN1 July 19, 2003

Fatcakes

'Fatcakes' is a nickname given to cool people named Fatima. The name Fatcakes is only used by only a few people, and the person nicknamed Fatcakes will punch your lights out if you're not one of those few people and you call her that.

Shravya: "Hey Fatcakes, what's up?"
Fatima: "Nothing, just bored."
Stranger:"Hi Fatcakes!!"
Fatima: *knocks unconsciouss* -Oops my bad.

by purpleissocool<3 May 21, 2011