When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.
by WeBeYolo July 15, 2018
Get the Fart Yourself To Sleep mug.A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"
by Zach G. December 2, 2003
Get the I Fart In your general direction! mug.Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
Get the fart on your cornflakes mug.The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”
“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020
Get the Fart-in-your-mailbox mug.Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"
by trompeter April 12, 2019
Get the national fart on your friend day mug.girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011
Get the may i please fart in your mouth mug.Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up
by goofiestgoobertoevergoob January 7, 2024
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