farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006

falqueer

Falqueer: Someone who is absolutely malarious but is a bit of a fag. Also known as poor boy no friends.

Young Child: Wow! he's such a falqueer!

Mother: Leave the hobo alone.

by JamesPoorBoySmallChild June 8, 2014

Fahqueedtle

The Art of having coitus with a women while acquiring currency.

The man was a master of Fahqueedtle. He did it over 9000 times with over 9000 women.

by Searingcow January 11, 2015

Farqugly

Description of a man or woman who is as ugly as Farquaad. Lord Farquaad is the best-fitting example of Farqugly. Farqugly is the antonym of Shrexy.

Oh my gosh, Lord Farquaad's bowl-cut is so disgusting; it's Farqugly!!!

by 6PP9 May 2, 2019

LORD FARQUAAD

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018

Farquaad

The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.

Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.

by SUCKMYKAKA September 21, 2011

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015