Farmville 

A game on Facebook in which after 24 hours of playing, you're a loser

Person #1:Hey, wanna go to a party?

Person #2:Nah, I got play Farmville.

Person #3:But there's gonna be boobs and booze!

Person #2:Nah, my crops are almost ready.

Person #1 & #3:What a freakin' loser

Farmville by SDBoy54 March 16, 2010

Farmvillain 

1. A Facebook user who despises the game Farmville.

2. A neighbor in the game Farmville who repeatedly does not return your favors and gifts.

1. "All these people are hatin' on my farm!"
"Never mind them...they're all just Farmvillains."
2. "Brad never gave me any gifts even though I sent him a lemon tree, a cow, a chicken, and a whitewash fence this week! What a Farmvillain!"

Farmvillain by DFlo22 September 19, 2009

Farmville Scale 

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.

Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.

Farmville Scale by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010

farmville 

One of the most annoying games on Facebook. That, and/or the fact that it spams your notifications.

"I blocked FarmVille on Facebook because it spammed my notifications 83 times."

farmville by Darth Cookie April 20, 2010

Farmville Poaching 

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.

Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."

Farmville Poaching by P titties October 18, 2009

Farmville finger 

Painful joint pain in the pointer finger that is the result of harvesting, plowing, and seeding too much on Farmville. This condition is more common for people who use Macs, or another computer with the flat mouse.

"Hey, __, wanna get started on that project due tomorrow?"

"Ok, but you've gotta write, my farmville finger is acting up"

Farmville finger by Ogabasi October 21, 2009

Farmville 

A town in S.central Virginia, home to Longwood University, much maligned as a small town, and for that stupid facebook game. Commonly mentioned as "where the hell is Farmville?" and "Farmville, come early, we close at 5" and the town really does pretty much shut down at 5 o'clock.

Farmville? You mean like the game on facebook?
No, like the town in Virginia, with the university, and the Wal*mart... and the nearby sausage-fest school.

Farmville by DasherDonner April 3, 2011