Faraday Shitter

A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.

"I tried texting you earlier, but I get no signal in the bathroom! Fucking Faraday Shitter!"

by DeepFriedBacon October 11, 2023

Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.

What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022

Brain Fridayed

When a particularly mentally exhausting week impacts one's ability to think well, especially at work, on a Friday.

Ken Smoker said to the group "we should end the meeting now - clearly I'm Brain Fridayed."

by Master Buck February 7, 2025