noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
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A guy who cares more about video games that his own hygiene. He also enjoys getting drunk while playing his Xbox 360 and having his friends record him talking.
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Bob: Hey I heard Josh played Xbox for 19 hours straight!
Tim: What's he trying to be, a FaZe Fakie?
Bob: Okay I don't know about that, that's a bit a stretch- we all know Fakie plays for at least 60 hours at a time.
Tim: What's he trying to be, a FaZe Fakie?
Bob: Okay I don't know about that, that's a bit a stretch- we all know Fakie plays for at least 60 hours at a time.
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