Old Faithful

While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.

Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.

by Haywood Jablowmii September 6, 2012

Old Faithful

Double Chin

Kelly, your old faithful is showing.

by yo mamma>dayum straight February 2, 2009

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

FaithfulMc

FaithfulMC is a Minecraft server with the best player base and staff team. It is owned by the infamous KillaMC and he runs the HCF game with no servers even close to reaching him. Faithful has been running for 6+ years at the time of making this post and you can join with play.faithfulmc.com

Faithful is the best server out there with the best staff team.

FaithfulMC is the best HCF server to exist.

by Incompatibles February 15, 2020

faithful friend

what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.

mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”

by juliuliulia July 16, 2019

D- iom’s most faithful man

The D overview

Favorite pass times
-Cheating
-Cheating

-And threatening people with his older brother

-And having a go at his gf for not being loyal unlike him

D’s favorite spot

-Onchan graveyard where he loves to get jacked off by 2 out of 10’s😇

D’s Favorite memory
-that time he cheated

And the other time he cheated

D’s personal preferences

Drag boys and people other than his girlfriend

Favorite people😍
-OJL is his best friend who he loves to death

-onchan girl(bald and good in the dark)

Description

D is well known for us undying loyalty to his girlfriend and the fact that he never talks to any other women than her

I strive to be like D- iom’s most faithful man

by Graveyard22 May 17, 2022

Gold Faithful

The act of stuffing your cock inside an asshole, and urinating as hard as you possibly can, then pull your penis out and there shall be a fountain of shit-piss.

The Definition pretty well explains the Gold faithful in a whole.

by ALASKA907 February 9, 2009