FACEBITCH

FACEBITCH; One who actively participates in bitching on multiple Facebook threads, and posts daily.

"NO, rolling the dog over on his back to rub his belly is NOT some form of animal abuse, you silly FACEBITCH. "

by Jason Coolyard March 31, 2016

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011

facebitching

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facebotch

a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. "Friending" somebody is one way to avoid this.

I saw this girls name on a piece of paper in class. I decided to look her up on facebook, but I was facebotched. Should I hit creeper status and friend her?

I told that chick to facebook me, but she's gonna facebotch. Trick...

by kidkumma March 5, 2009

fanbitch

1. Derogatory term for an exceptionally annoying fangirl. The term can be seen quite frequently in fan forums or places where fans can congregate and share messages, such as the comments section when YouTubing for music video clips. Most commonly used by people that are irritated by behaviour they consider to be vapid, shallow and superficial.

2. A term used to describe an exceptionally blind and loyal fanboy. It is most commonly used as an insult between fanboys, when an argument about certain elements of geek culture escalates.

Fangirl 1: THIS SONG ROCKS!!! THEY ARE ALLL SO CUTE!!!
Fangirl 2: god I luv this video ^_^
Fangirl 3: omg that boy is sexy...
Fangirl 4: He is soooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fangirl 5: its so... hot... i'll b ur new bride!
Fangirl 6: oh my god...*faints* AGH!!
Fangirl 7: HOLY S--!!! He IS hawt!!! Wtf? Wow...he's mine.
Disgruntled Guy: God, you little fangirls need to just die.

Fanboy 1: You're just angry that you bought the Xbox version when you could have had the better product for PS2 WITH online gameplay.
Fanboy 2: You're just a blind PS2 fanbitch. Fact is, the PS2 isn't a better product...

by What is Fanbitch? June 21, 2006

fatbitched

verb; to avoid or ditch

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.

by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009

facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

by jricky1020 June 7, 2011