Ezekeil

A blond, thin but very sweet guy. Who knows how to make people happy in every situation. If you have an Ezekeil, you are a very lucky person....don't let him go :)

Hey, who's that guy you were with?
Oh *smiles* that's Ezekeil

by Secrets of the future June 4, 2018

Ezekiel 25 17

a biblical passage made famous by pulp fiction even though it's terribly misquoted in that movie the actual

verse reads "I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord when I take vengeance on them" so like 25% of that speech bares of passing resemblance to the verse the other 75% is a bunch of random biblical sounding BS that Tarantino came up with

John: did you know Ezekiel 25 17 in Pulp Fiction is nothing like it appears in the Bible?
Roger:that makes sense it did sound way too cool for the Bible

by r0w1ck January 30, 2015

Ezekiel

Ezekiel is a funny and caring person. Loves to laugh, he can make jokes from pretty much anything. Never underestimate him or he will bring his palm and slap you. Be carefull...he bites

Person:who is he?
Me:my best friend ezekiel!
Person:He looks so cute with his gf!!

by Jiggly-potatoes2 May 26, 2019

Ezekiel 4:12 cake

A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.

Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."

You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...

by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

Ezekiel

Ezekiel is an amazing person, loved by many. He has an amazing body, super smart and very handsome. He can date who ever but only has eyes for one person. His laugh is embarrassing and he loves to eat cake. Very brave. And 9/10 has a BBC

Ezekiel looks good today

by Tthefactss March 11, 2019

Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction

John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen

by i have a long pole October 18, 2005

The Prophet of Ezekiel

one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers

the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen

by The Prophet of Ezekiel October 2, 2011