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Ezekeul has the fattest dick in the whole god damn universe. He has raging muscles and fucks so gud that girls' heads explode. He is a God-tier video gamer that smashes buttons and beats the fuck out of his opponents. When he isn't chopping dicks off, he's a truly intellectual being and can tell you the meaning of life.
"Holy fucking shit! Ezekeul just slaughtered a man with a piece of paper!"
by WIPES September 26, 2019
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