Expired Meat Stick

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet

bitch suck on my Expired Meat Stick

by NCH Chris March 5, 2010

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.

KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."

by MadMorsel August 19, 2013

expiredgarlicbread

the best person in the world. A huge celebrity.

“ expiredgarlicbread is so great!”

by yourratcrush<3 June 7, 2021

expired__m1lk

Literally one of the sweetest, kindest, amazing, swagest ppl I’ve ever met 🤩 he deserves sm more then they have low key deserves the world if you ask me 🙄 honestly we shouldn’t even be allowed to breath their air.

Who should be the ruler of the world and why?

Deez nutz jk it should be expired__m1lk

Why?
Bc he’s cool.

by YouMomIsHotWhatHerNumber July 9, 2021

expired water

Vodka in a water bottle.

"This water tastes alittle expired"

"I love expired water"

by Brent Hochstatter September 30, 2006

Excited

The uncontrollable need for something that is not available but is coming very soon. The feeling of anticipation.

I'm excited about the "Wolf Pack" Payday DLC. Hits steam on the 7th of August

by PAYDAY Knightmare August 2, 2012

Excited

to be horney

a guy when he sees a girl naked

by el February 17, 2004