Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

exorcism

To hit someone so hard you release the demons inside them.

I gave that mouthy bitch an exorcism!

by black jacks August 11, 2010

Anal Exorcism

The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.

Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".

"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"

"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."

by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009

Reverse Exorcism

When the demon tells the priest to get out the child

The reverse exorcism went well

by Skelecron July 3, 2022

Excremental Exorcism

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

southern comfort exorcism

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever

-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!

by Supercane July 28, 2019

gay exorcism

GAY EXORCISM: The repeated attempt to draw the demons of homosexuality out of someone by playing loud disco music while wearing sequins. A last-resort exorcism may involve sucking them out.

We all wore sequins and played the disco music loudly at the gay exorcism to excise the gay demons from him, when that didn't work we sucked them out of him!

by Shawatt July 15, 2016