patrick ewing

the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.

yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?

by chuck d February 4, 2005

Ben Ewing

A massive hunk who gets lots of women. Also owns 6 Ferraris and isn't ginger.

Person 1: "My girlfriend left me"
Person 2: "Who for?"
Person 1: "Ben Ewing"

by Black rock lee March 9, 2021

ryan ewing

A cock blistered faggot

Kid 1: look at that Ryan Ewing looking kid
Kid 2: ya I know, I bet he vapes too

by Big Chune1010 June 1, 2016

ewing

v. ewinged, ewinging, ewings

v.tr
1. to cause (eg. a party) to split into two sub-parties, due to mutual incompatibility between the guests.

v.intr
2. (of a party) to split into two sub-parties

Background:

Named after John Ewing, legend in several fields, whose flatwarming party was the first to display this trait, after half of the guests decamped to the kitchen on the arrival of several of his classmates from university.

"The party really ewinged after those twunts arrived."
"Oh dear, we've ewinged this party."

by Dave Murris November 21, 2004

Ewing

a loser; one who hates people who do drugs/drink alcohol

"Man, he's such a Ewing"
"Yeah dude, he just punched that drunk 15 year old"
"hahaha.....ewing."

by BigBoyNumberTwo April 1, 2009

Ewing

An extremely terrible town located in west-central New Jersey. The town is home to a failing educational system and a large amount of drugs and idiots. Ewing is most know for nothing, as it fucking sucks. Ewing was at one time a nice town, since then Ewing has turned into a disgusting Ghetto, being over run by gangsters from Trenton.

Guy1: Man, Ewing sucks i cant wait to get out of this place.

Guy2: I know man, this place blows.

by Bacon fun January 18, 2011

Gary Ewing

The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.

"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.

by Chris Ewing August 25, 2005