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Evolutionist

A group of people who excell at trash talking religions, trolling yahoo answers, and using "science" to back up their theories that are taken from Discovery channel and that are changed every other day.

Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Creationist: I believe God made the world.

Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!

Creationist: The facts are?

Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!

Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?

Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....

Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
by adud3withabrain October 22, 2011
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Evolutionise

To reinvent an existing way of working
We have evolutionised the catering industry
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Evolutionist

An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.
"That person is an evolutionist!"
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Evolutionized

The process in which one becomes more adequate to function better then those who stood before him
1. Batista is evolutionized
2. Umm... can't rightly think of any other examples
(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)
by Jadah February 4, 2005
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Evolutionist

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a person who believes in the theories of evolution and natural selection.
An evolutionist is a person who has a belief that a species of animal can become another species, eg a fish can become human via a kind of magical time.
An evolutionist is a person who believes that their Great Grandparents are hairy monkeys.
Believes that non life (dust and rocks) can become life when this magical time is applied.

Often displays emotional hatred towards religious people and likes to spend their natural time attacking other faiths.
by Evolutionist October 21, 2019
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evolutionisation

The evolutionisation of the dinosaurs from long ago recently became cooler.
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Revolutionism

A political system that believes in over throwing any government and restructuring that government. They will do so by reeking havoc among the people and building walls around the state/country to keep people in. Once done so they will restart the political system and turn it into dictatorship.
Guy: Hey man! I support revolutionism, how bout you?
Man: The fuck is wrong with you?
by ThatSlytheryBoi December 5, 2020
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