EVS

The "East Village Special". The favored haircut of the hipsters who congregate in NYC's East Village and L.E.S., as well as other parts of NY (e.g. Williamsburg, Brooklyn). It is the essential "bed-head" pseudo-70's style, matted down so as to cover the ears entirely as well as all the edges of the face, while maintaining at least one or two unnatural cowlicks on the top of the head. Basically, it is the standard-issue hipster haircut.

How does a hot girl like her go for a dumb-looking hipster with the most extreme EVS of all time???

Did you see Steve's new haircut? Total EVS. Is he turning into a hipster or something?

by JerseyJohnnyB November 3, 2008

EVS at BC

You are currently living in misery in a converted seminary at Boston College. You have been completely cut-off from all contact with the outside world. There is no internet, no cable, no phone and no escape. You live with two roommates in a room the size of a handicap bathroom and you all share a desk on which no one does any work whatsoever. Everything you own is currently underwater and you enjoy reminding people of it so they feel bad for you. There are 100 displaced New Orleans students living in your building...you know 4 of them and only like 2. Everyone's name is posted on their bedroom door yet you choose not to learn any of their names and simply refer to them as other refugees. Anti-socialism has become a movement and you are its biggest supporter. You have no friends who are official BC students and hate meeting any one that is because it requires a sitdown hour long heart-to-heart just to explain why you've been wearing the same outfit for the past two weeks. When people ask you where you're from you have stop and think whether to say Tulane or your hometown or the seminary across the street. You've been harrassed by drunk Loyola boys from the second floor who don't remember who you are when they're sober and never seem to leave the building. You wake up sweating in the middle of the night after having had a nightmare about Father Woods' laugh. It takes you 20 minutes to walk to campus, where you are once again reminded that you don't have any friends that go to this school and you probably never will.

You are EVS at BC if Hurricane Katrina is the bane of your existence.

by Refugee from NOLA September 27, 2005

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by yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwww October 8, 2021

evs.

short for 'evidently'. evs is the new obvs.

"i sexed her up. shes my girlfriend." "evs."

by kickerrr October 5, 2009

EVS

EVS or "empty vagina syndrome" has two meanings attached to it

1.) When a girl is in a bitchy/pissy mood because she is sexually frusterated. Therefore no one, including her hotty best friend, can have fun at the party.

2.) When a girl is so damn slutty that she feels compelled to being bitchy/pissy when her vagina is empty.

Christy was being ridiculously annoying to me when i was out with her and her girlfriends last night, her lack of hookups as of lately must have given her EVS "empty vagina syndrome".

by beefcakeb December 11, 2009

4 evs

for ever

"dude, i've been waiting here 4 evs.. what have you been doing?!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Evstein

gay

evstein is gay

by cat October 22, 2003