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Euro States 

Where are you from? I'm from the Euro States.

Euro States 

The European Union (EU) is an economic and political union of 27 member states, located primarily in Europe, Middle East and America.
My mate John just came back from visiting the Euro States he said he had a great time.
Euro States by Euro Stater July 20, 2009

Euro-skank 

Eurochick doing animal porn. Commonly found in the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany and Eastern European countries. Known by their bestial stench and track-marks. Extremely common.
"Hey Euroskank, you're supposed to pull the horse's reins, not its cock"! "Doesn't that stupid cunt know that's not how to get puppies"? German girl to pony: "Ooooh, Liebschen"!
Euro-skank by DT December 21, 2004

Euro Song Cringe 

The increasingly prevalent phenomenon observed annually during the Eurovision Song Contest, characterized by an exquisite blend of baffling sartorial choices, questionable vocal performances, and lyrical masterpieces that defy all known laws of artistic merit. Often results in involuntary shudders, a profound appreciation for musical silence, and a sudden, inexplicable urge to move to a remote island with no internet access. Not to be confused with "camp" or "ironic enjoyment," as Eurovision Song Cringe is typically experienced despite one's best efforts to remain entertained.
- WTF was that?, My ears are bleeding. It gave me Euro Song Cringe.
Euro Song Cringe by Mvina May 22, 2025

Euro-schweffe 

The continental equivalent of a schweffe. Much like their British counterparts euro-schweffes make up for with money what they lack in self-awareness.

Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.
That bar was full of euro-schweffes, there wasn't a sock in sight.
Euro-schweffe by Piggins123 August 5, 2025

Big Euro stranger rodeo 

One of neg's urban sports similar to Big stranger rodeo except you are only allowed to ride big European guys like a bull.
here's how you play big euro stranger rodeo