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Euroskank

Fascinated by anything American, especially Ca-lee-for-ni-ya & Hah-lee-woood. "You know then Paris Hilton, ya? She is Super Cool!" Girls with bleached hair often shop via Fredrick's of Hollywood & Victoria's Secret catalogues, or on Hollywood Blvd, buying & wearing outfits inappropriate for their age. They are totally out of touch with anything contemporary in the US. The men are clad from head to toe in Affliction t-shirts, Rock & Republic jeans (as gaudy as they come) and any over the top shoes or boots and jewelry(!)-LOL. And scruffy haircuts. Proof that money does not equal taste. Overheard at 4 in the afternoon wondering where is the diskotek, ya? Even at age 40, check out the music in their car - nothing but Lady Gaga & Eurodisco. Not Ibiza disco, trashy disco. They're so clueless and yet they're so damn happy! Until you want to get away from them.
"Hey, last week your ex-boyfriend showed up at work with this total Euroskank. She was nasty! What's up with that?"

"Oh that's the dogmeat he cheated on me with. He thought she was perfect (blonde, 10 yrs younger, big tits shoved into tight clothes)." Then he actually listened to what she had to say & he got the hell out. Now she's stalking him! Oh crazy Euroskank!
by SableX July 28, 2011
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eurojank

"Eurojank" is an unofficial term for that class of sprawling, verbose, and oftentimes glitchy action/RPG titles originating from Eastern European nations like Russia, Poland, and Ukraine. (At the top of that heap is The Witcher 3, whose previous two games were decidedly less even; more recent examples include Elex, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and The Technomancer.) And rarely do these games hold players' hands, usually because they lack tutorials or because of unclear GUI elements.
Metro Exodus, to anybody unfamiliar with its place in a trilogy of post-nuclear, first-person monster combat games, is that this is the best Eurojank game I've ever seen.
by TheArsTrev February 14, 2019
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euroskinny

Thinner than that of an american skinny person. Hyper-underweight. Modelesque skinny.
Oh wow, Isabelle looks like she's lost too much weight... but not unattractively so; she's euroskinny.
by kkednall March 3, 2011
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Eurostan

Combination of 'Europe' and 'Stan'. A word to describe someone infactuated with European culture to an unhealthy extent. Similar to terms such as 'Koreaboo'. Note that a Eurostan is not just an 'Anglophile' as it focuses on Europe as a whole.
"Hey, what happened to Gary?"
"He watched too many foreign language European films and seems to think he's now 'cultured'. He's even trying to learn Latin!"
"Wow, he's turned into a Eurostan!"
by DDBrownii January 11, 2021
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Euro-skank

Eurochick doing animal porn. Commonly found in the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany and Eastern European countries. Known by their bestial stench and track-marks. Extremely common.
"Hey Euroskank, you're supposed to pull the horse's reins, not its cock"! "Doesn't that stupid cunt know that's not how to get puppies"? German girl to pony: "Ooooh, Liebschen"!
by DT December 21, 2004
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