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Euroskank 

Fascinated by anything American, especially Ca-lee-for-ni-ya & Hah-lee-woood. "You know then Paris Hilton, ya? She is Super Cool!" Girls with bleached hair often shop via Fredrick's of Hollywood & Victoria's Secret catalogues, or on Hollywood Blvd, buying & wearing outfits inappropriate for their age. They are totally out of touch with anything contemporary in the US. The men are clad from head to toe in Affliction t-shirts, Rock & Republic jeans (as gaudy as they come) and any over the top shoes or boots and jewelry(!)-LOL. And scruffy haircuts. Proof that money does not equal taste. Overheard at 4 in the afternoon wondering where is the diskotek, ya? Even at age 40, check out the music in their car - nothing but Lady Gaga & Eurodisco. Not Ibiza disco, trashy disco. They're so clueless and yet they're so damn happy! Until you want to get away from them.
"Hey, last week your ex-boyfriend showed up at work with this total Euroskank. She was nasty! What's up with that?"

"Oh that's the dogmeat he cheated on me with. He thought she was perfect (blonde, 10 yrs younger, big tits shoved into tight clothes)." Then he actually listened to what she had to say & he got the hell out. Now she's stalking him! Oh crazy Euroskank!
Euroskank by SableX July 28, 2011
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"Eurojank" is an unofficial term for that class of sprawling, verbose, and oftentimes glitchy action/RPG titles originating from Eastern European nations like Russia, Poland, and Ukraine. (At the top of that heap is The Witcher 3, whose previous two games were decidedly less even; more recent examples include Elex, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and The Technomancer.) And rarely do these games hold players' hands, usually because they lack tutorials or because of unclear GUI elements.
Metro Exodus, to anybody unfamiliar with its place in a trilogy of post-nuclear, first-person monster combat games, is that this is the best Eurojank game I've ever seen.
eurojank by TheArsTrev February 14, 2019
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euroskinny 

Thinner than that of an american skinny person. Hyper-underweight. Modelesque skinny.
Oh wow, Isabelle looks like she's lost too much weight... but not unattractively so; she's euroskinny.
euroskinny by kkednall March 3, 2011
Combination of 'Europe' and 'Stan'. A word to describe someone infactuated with European culture to an unhealthy extent. Similar to terms such as 'Koreaboo'. Note that a Eurostan is not just an 'Anglophile' as it focuses on Europe as a whole.
"Hey, what happened to Gary?"
"He watched too many foreign language European films and seems to think he's now 'cultured'. He's even trying to learn Latin!"
"Wow, he's turned into a Eurostan!"
Eurostan by DDBrownii January 11, 2021

Euro-skank 

Eurochick doing animal porn. Commonly found in the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany and Eastern European countries. Known by their bestial stench and track-marks. Extremely common.
"Hey Euroskank, you're supposed to pull the horse's reins, not its cock"! "Doesn't that stupid cunt know that's not how to get puppies"? German girl to pony: "Ooooh, Liebschen"!
Euro-skank by DT December 21, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026