Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.

Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.

by snappyboi December 1, 2017

euphanism

noun. pronunciation key. "yoof-anism"

(1) A neologism combining euphemism and onanism.
(2) Any colloqialism for masturbation.

"Making the bald man cry" is a euphanism.

by scribe23 March 4, 2006

Euphonium

A baby tuba.

What the heck is a euphonium?

A baby tuba, dude.

by TotallyNotMe March 7, 2010

Euphorium

Past tense of euphoria

"Mike was in euphorium when he found out that the sack of nuts was ten pounds heavier then he thought."

by Surfingisgreat36 September 4, 2009

Euphorism

A word or expression derived from the tv show “Euphoria”.

Topher:Yo,watching Fez beat the brakes off Nate’s dad gave me mad Euphorism.

by The_Euphorist February 3, 2022

Euphonium

Euphonium is basically a tuba, but instead of being a god-like instrument, they decided to make it bad.

Guy#1: Hey, do you know how cool the tuba is?

Guy#2: Yeah?

Guy#1: Let's NOT make the euphonium like that.

by Lord Squidward March 7, 2020

Euphonium

Absolute worst instrument in the world, go play tuba, or any other instrument. This crap is the worst instrument to start on. If you play this instrument, switch to tuba this instant.

Look, this dude is playing the euphonium, sounds like crap

by goeatsomething December 2, 2020