envelope.

envelope.

envelope.

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

envelope licker

Homosexual female, lesbian.

Don't bother with her man.
Why not?
She's an envelope licker.
Eh?
She licks the flaps!

by pab September 20, 2004

envelope emoji

Basically love.

Two envelopes would mean that you love (someone or something). I envelope emoji you.

by Kateiskewl January 8, 2017

Envelope Face

When somone with bushy eyebrows makes an angry face, it looks like an envelope.

"Don't scrunch up your face like that, someone might mistake you for an envelope face!"

by Mazzoid December 26, 2005

Envelope Titties

When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.

Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!

by chabooksauce February 24, 2009

Envelope Treatment

To lick a woman and stuff her full

I gave that woman the envelope treatment last night!

by Willis Fitnermouth May 10, 2025

Toast/Envelope Method

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.

I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!

by Seraph094 August 9, 2012