Something that little kids and high schoolers like to drink thinking that they are cool. It is harmful for them so they like to drink it and go "ohh im so messed up over this energy drink!" They act like its some kind of drug but they are just drinking a stupid high caffeine drink that tastes like balls.
high schooler: Whoo energy drinks im so messed up!.
John the invisible bear that watches you sleep: Shut the fuck up.
John the invisible bear that watches you sleep: Shut the fuck up.
by Testicle stomper October 10, 2008
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Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.
Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.
Guy 1: This is true...
Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.
Guy 1: This is true...
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by AndrewTheJud January 18, 2013
Get the energy drink mug.Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
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This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.
Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.
Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*
OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
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(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
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