This causes cancer. It can be found laced in marijuana and street drugs. Street drugs are not regulated, so we don’t know what’s going in them. A lot of times, poisons and cancer causing chemicals can be placed in them to decrease costs of production.
“I’m so stressed. I want to smoke.”
“No! Did you know embalming fluid is harmful? There are healthy and better alternatives to cope with stress, such as excercise, organic food, and hugging someone you love.” <3
“No! Did you know embalming fluid is harmful? There are healthy and better alternatives to cope with stress, such as excercise, organic food, and hugging someone you love.” <3
by Iloveyoualways December 13, 2018
Get the embalming fluidmug. The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
Get the The Embalmer’s Mercymug. Pissed of Undertaker:
One who can make you disapear without a trace.
Irc n00b
well armed
Mom loosener by trade, mom banger by choice.
One who can make you disapear without a trace.
Irc n00b
well armed
Mom loosener by trade, mom banger by choice.
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
Get the embalmermug.