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emotomic bomb

A sudden blast of overwrought emo that comes out of nowhere, usually caused by something that just happened in the user's life but which no one witnessing the emo is yet aware of; often peppered with four-letter words.
"After today, I'm am only using Twitter for self-promotion purposes. Fuck this. Fuck the celebration of mediocrity! Fuck it all!"

"Whoa, what's with the emotomic bomb, Oppenheimer?"
by shockist March 24, 2009
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emotowel

Though this may have another name, this is the not-so new trendy fashion accessory for those who feel like the whole world really is just against them (they're probably right). This may be some sort of symbiotic approach, emo kids have a new pointless accessory from the deaths of American-troop-supported Muslims, and the teatowels have a new reason to live.
*jumps at emokid, tears off his emotowel, wrestles it to the ground*

Me: Phew, you're lucky, it was going for your neck.

Stereotypical Emo Kid: Oh, I hadn't noticed, was too busy reminiscing about how everyone hates me. Maybe I'll go write a song or a poem about it now...
by Ciircle September 4, 2007
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Emoto

To dye your hair black, like New Zealand born Toby.
Toby why did you dye your hair black, you will be now known as Emoto.
by Michael Lancaster September 5, 2006
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emotomy

Emotionally inpet by the act of cutting
Dude look at his wrist he totally does emotomy.
by shycutter September 28, 2009
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emotophoria

the emphatically enthusiastic use of emoticons in situations which dont necessarily require them.
aaaaaagh more emotophoria .... :-) ;-) :o :P
by snootynz July 28, 2010
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Emotoreceptive

A person with a heightened ability to reason empathically and infer behavioural potentials cued by verbal communication and rapport.
She was emotoreceptive because she was able to detect and outline emotive responses via verbal and behavioural communication.
by Timothy John Froude November 28, 2018
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Emotoreceptive

A person with a heightened ability to infer reasoning potentials from verbal and behavioural communication.
Her emotoreceptive capacity gave her a better understanding of the elements of social dynamics and psychology.
by Timothy John Froude November 28, 2018
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