dick dueling

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.

the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling

by boycottcorn April 6, 2008

Dullingization

An effect in which the person experiencing it where have a constnt urge to say "kys" in a chat, most commonly discord.

Person 1: Kill yourself
Person 2: Wow, Person 1 is really undergoing Dullingization

by Dragonmaster0725 August 2, 2023

dwelling

dwelling means to think about past things that could have been good or bad to someone this is usually brought upon by alcohol or drugs and sometimes leads to depression and drug-use

guy 1: hey man, i have been dwelling bout the night my homie past away, i could have saved him

guy 2: don't blame yourself bro it aint your fault, no-one could have stopped the bullet

by snoogans6969 July 6, 2007

Duellinator

When speaking of a teacher, specifically your favorite teacher or one who spends his time abraod, in forested areas. Calling a teacher the Duellinator gives him great respect and power, and should be used with only the smartest and best teachers. A great term, only use sparingly.

Student 1: I really like that Geography teacher.
Student 2: Ya girlfriend so do I.
Student 3: Well he is the Duellinator, so everyone will like him.

by Latskies March 31, 2009

Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009

dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

by SteelerPP August 29, 2012