Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.

"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"

by DarthCampana June 11, 2019

Dutch Bagpipes

Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.

"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."

"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"

by Richard L. Stevens February 25, 2009

Dueche Baggery

A bunch of dueche bags doing their thing.

I was at the PTA meeting tonight and there was ample DUECHE BAGGERY afoot.

by Wolfballs September 30, 2009

Dutch Bagel

A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.

You're such a Dutch Bagel.

Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006