Don't Drop the Soap

Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.

Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by MrWhomstDVe February 9, 2020

Don't Drop the Soap

*Phrase*

1. Be careful (said to people who are associating themselves with criminals)
2. Don't drop a bar of soap in a prison (it is commonly stereotyped that if a bar of soap is dropped in a prison's male showers, when bending down to pick it up, the person will be violently and sexually assaulted. Also see prison bitch)
3. (Use of 2 in a sarcastic and malicious way).

1: "They're gonna come after you, just don't drop the soap."
2: "Dude, I'm sorry to see you go. You did good. Just make sure you don't drop the soap."
3: "Don't drop the soap in jail, you fool-born wretch!"

by enociz September 29, 2015

"Don't drop the soap!"

this expression comes from being in prison
if ya drop the soap in the shower, your a perfect target for an ass-raping!

you'll get raped in the shower, so "Don't drop the soap!"

by greentea_ May 5, 2006

don't drop the soap

you're going to jail
-when you drop the soap in jail and you bend down,
you get butt raped-

"please come give me a ride, i'm in the woods hiding from the cops!"

"screw you, we're not even friends, so don't drop the soap"

by tbtbtb876 December 27, 2007

don't drop the soap

Don't drop the soap is a phrase which means that in jail if you drop the soap you will have to bend over to get it and thats when a man named Miguel will rape you.

Don't drop the soap Miguel is waiting for newcomers like you

by as141 June 10, 2011

dont drop the soap richard

prison slang for: dont be someones bitch. you will get bum raped if you "drop the soap"

e.g.(your bending over in the shower) dont drop the soap richard

by roadmanneek March 28, 2019

Dont drop the soap

This slang phrase simply means that you shouldn't drop your soap whilst in the shower because it might break, and nobody likes small soapy chunks in their shower.

I dropped my soap and I had soapy chunks in my shower for months.

Dont drop the soap!

by Sope Drahp February 24, 2009