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Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager typically living with lack of reason to be alive, living in depression or lost, and somewhat of an underdog
Being bullied or underrated and being compared with a unfair POV to a more popular person, means your a Teenage Dirtbag
by Siwiwoqpwkabs9161 February 7, 2021
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Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.
"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"
by DirtyGoblin September 11, 2013
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Dirt Dumb

Basically, the dumbest of the dumbest. Dumb as dirt.
Loyd is dirt dumb. He dropped his toilet paper roll in the toilet and put it in the microwave to dry it and burned the entire goddamn trailer park down. Dirt dumb.
by pdxjohnny99 March 27, 2016
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squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.
Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
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dirtfoot

A female who is over-willing to have sex with anyone who asks

This term arose due to women being so willing to have sex that they would walk from their home to their partner's home barefoot because they were in such a rush to get to the action that they forgot to put on shoes. The result being they have dirty feet upon arrival
"You know that girl Lacey? I can call her up any time ans she'll rush over to let me get it in. She's a real dirtfoot."
by questionablemorals April 27, 2014
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dirt money

Money made from the sale of dirt cookies in Haiti.
Ex: Sam Blake Anderson wishes he could leave Ernest W. Seaholm and go to Haiti and make some dirt money.
by mr.scotty911 May 28, 2008
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Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.
Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.
by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021
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