douche nugget

A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.

Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.

"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"

"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"

by Pepini August 31, 2015

douche nugget

The nugget of built up nasty stuff that comes out when a woman who doesn't take care of herself, is part rotting inside, and may have std's when she douches.

I was gonna do that girl that I went home with from the club, but when I used her bathroom, her toilet had douche nuggets in it.

by guenhy May 28, 2021

Douche Nugget

a word that Ian Hecox made back in like 2012 in a Lunchtime With Smosh vid

guy: hey i think you’re gay
guy 2: well screw you you’re a douche nugget

by DahliaTheWeremoth July 5, 2024

Douche Nugget

The yellowish chunk stuck to the end of a dirty douche bag.

Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!

by Dabest3 May 7, 2022

Douche Nugget

An abrasive female. Typically bald or has unusually colorful hair. Septim pierced. Completely disrespectful. Intense and often times loud. Is usually wylin. Hard to contain and unpredictable.

Shania is a total douche nugget.

Shania, don't be such a douche nugget.

by Slizzlefish January 16, 2018