douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.

College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

by gravityrides January 11, 2011

Douchefag

A person who is a huge jerk and is homosexual at the same time.

Justin: Hey man will you stop flirting with my girlfriend?
Dante: No fucker, it doesn't even mean anything because she knows I'm with Kyle..
Scott: Wow Dante, you are a douchefag!

by Chris.T. January 10, 2009

Doucheflap

Unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. Can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.

1. I have a doucheflap in my notebook. RAH!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!

by Ira Banks and Laila Matar January 17, 2009

douchefag

It´s a gay male so intently obnoxious and generally stupid in regards to matters homosexual, that he manages to simultaneously capture the essence of douchebaggery and faggotry with uncanny, if likely unintended, precision.

Perez Hilton's endless loud yapping about gays and how they are such pitiable victims and that they should be loved by every last single human being in the planet because, hey, he thinks so, makes him a strong candidate for the title of "America´s Number One Douchefag".

by Noam Chomskie November 14, 2010

Doucheflake

A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.

The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.

by Ice Cream Operator December 28, 2020

douchefaggot

An extremely dumb or possibly mentally retarded person. This person is so disliked, that you can beat the living shit out of this person infront of there parents and they wouldn't care. Feel free to kick this person in the jewels as often as possible, as they never have any.

Person #1: "Aww dude. That Oleksandr kid is so retarded.

Person #2: "I know eh? He's such a douchefaggot!"

by Rendernator December 15, 2008

Douchefag

A homosexual man who for some reason thinks he's cool and is just like a douchebag (hence the term douchefag) but is attracted to men. All of his friends are slutty, desperate whores who give it up to anyone who will have them.

A douchefag defends his slutty female friends in all situations, even though she's probably majorly desperate and pathetic.

by kjsdklfaj March 19, 2010