Double D Punch

An amazing drink consisting of pink lemonade, mt. dew, and watermelon vodka called "Double D Punch". This godly mixture was concocted by Dirk and Dustin hence the name "DD" punch, as in Dirk and Dustin's punch, but it also stands for double drunk punch because drinking the DD may result in a hazy night of embarrassing mishaps.

Dude1: What's an alcoholic drink that tastes amazing and will get me nice?
Dude2: Double D Punch brahhhhh!

by Dirkthejerk206 January 20, 2009

double fist punch

The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!

by Big D666 December 29, 2016

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

double dildo cunt punch

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

by random guy! October 21, 2012

Mcvicar Doublepump

The art of penetrating two orifices, one with the phallis the other with a dill pickle strapped to the derrière.

I threw my back out doing the Mcvicar Doublepump

by Borda June 21, 2016

DOUBLEPEN

A term used to describe an online gamer that prefers to spend most of their time in-game talking themselves up and putting others down; rather than actually playing.

<player1> Man, that guy sure is cocky.
<player2> yeah, just another DOUBLEPEN waiting to happen.
<player1> pretty much... /ignore engaged!

by Septapen August 20, 2010

Doubleplunked

Getting doubleplunked only stems from getting kerplunked earlier that day or the previous time you used the over-full porta-potty. The difference being that the initial kerplunked shituation stems from hovering the seat to put distance between your ass and the loaf you pinch into the blue abyss of human excrement. Resulting in a Newtons Law backsplash, that was feared most, right up on your moneyshot spot-which is only intensified during the winter season. Resulting in a therapy induced post dramatic stress shituation. So when the need to pinch another loaf arises, you are most assured that i'snot going to happen again! Consequently when you do pinch that loaf the next time, you're standing with one foot on each side of the toilet seat, that loaf drops with more speed and force than you thought possible creating a "doubleplunk" that backplasters the public bodily waste jackpacking your crack. Causing oneself to immediately clench your fists screaming an expletive at the top of your lungs, because hell hath no fury like someone who just got doubleplunked.

Bitch!? You think you're having a bad day?! I just got doubleplunked motherfucker!!

by HalseyBallsey April 27, 2021