Doritos

what fat people eat when they are alone

Rahul: Where would you be with out me
STeven: Eating doritos in a dark corner

by adibidibi March 29, 2003

Doritos

delicious crisps that are even better with the doritos dip

i like doritos, who ever says they don't is getting murdered next midnight

by DoritosLover June 18, 2019

Doritoes

When thy toes are seasoned with the largely popular band doritos.

Jake: Yo u like my doritoes?
Tennyson: WHOSE DORITOES ARE THOSE

by @Ben_tens_juicy_memes July 14, 2021

Dorito

Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.

"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"

by emerson parker October 26, 2016

Dorito

A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.

"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."

by bearcats915 October 18, 2011

doritoitis

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.

That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.

by Tommyy August 22, 2007

Dorito

The mighty dorito god, who holds all the dead MLG memes and keeps them alive for moments on end. Is used for needed daily intake of MLG.

I. NEED. DORITOS. NOW

by Edgy child December 8, 2017