Doozer

A Doozer is a cross between a dork and a looser. This word started from two teenage girls messing with words, and now their entire school says it. Though it should be spelled Dooser, since it is a slang term it's not.

"Renee you are such a doozer!"

by Nicoleycrap August 19, 2006

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 20, 2019

danglin doozer

smokeless tobacco.

i got a good ole danglin doozer in my lip.

by sunsparrow2009 February 08, 2009

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

stinky doozer

noun- a complete failure in all aspects

Dan was surely a stinky doozer when he was dumped by a band geek.

by emily blair December 03, 2005

Doozer

A large marijuana joint typically roles in hemp paper ( or rice paper).

You: bro, I’m smoking a fucking doozer right now.
Your bro: bro save me a clip of the doozer.

by brad dingus March 07, 2022