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jolly pirate donuts

A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.

They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!

Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy

"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me

"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
by JoeBaker August 26, 2006
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ditch your donuts

a command used to discreetly let a person know that his weak and unwanted followers need to fuck off, and that it is his responsibility to make this happen
Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.

Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."
by Pseudocide September 24, 2007
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five powdered donuts

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.
Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.
by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023
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Fackin' Diddy Donuts

A sort of food that is ordered by Neg, a famous Australian TV show celebrity who is famous for his Urban Sports on the show "Balls of Steel". This food is ordered when Neg plays "Urban Spriting", where he escapes from stores stealing items with security tags on them, trying to evade from the Security Guards, while to reach the nearest fast-food burger restaurant.
"I'll have 6 whoppahs, 2 double cheesburgers, and some FACKIN' DIDDY DONUTS."
by DiddyDonutsFTW September 4, 2009
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Dunkin' Donuts

Where cops hangout and eat donuts
Wow look at the cop is at dunkin' donuts again
by Mike April 20, 2004
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Fucking Donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'
guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."
by Professor Poo March 13, 2009
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Drunken Donuts

A nickname for 24-hour "Dunkin' Donuts" stores when used as a haven after a long night of drinking. Often used to nap and sober up until morning.
"I got really wasted last night. I woke up at like 8:00am at Drunken Donuts."
by Ray-Z January 17, 2006
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