Death Star docking station

The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.

I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.

There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.

by roejoebuck October 12, 2008

Dock Ellis bitch

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"

by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005

Mandarin Dock

When two males place their penises in opposite ends of a chinese finger trap and tug back and forth.

My male friend and I went home and decided to pull out our chinese finger trap and Mandarin Dock each other.

by rufus huckleberry February 20, 2010

FUDGE DOCKING

Fudge Docking is a wonderful sexual act which requires in most cases considerable preparation but it is always "Worth it, In Fudge Docking one participant eats slightly constipating food like a block of cheese and then two days later before the act is going to take place ingests a mild oil based laxative. usually this occurs between two Lesbians…they begin by scissoring and rubbing their genitals upon each other straddling the holes together…..then while they are simultaneously stimulating each other with their hands on their front bits and moments before they climax "the "deliverer" lines up her Anus firmly onto the opening of the "Receivers" Vagina and forces our a firm large oily Turd into "the Receiver" who then starts to writhe up and down on the "Turd Dildo" as it is being forced out of the colon of the "The giver" and into the Vagina Hole and uterus of the orgasming Receiver Female ,nothing is more entertaining then "Fudge Docking"

FUDGE DOCKING - Jenny and Susan did so much Meth they started to sissor and Jenny took a full dump inside Susan…..it was the first time they had ever fully done FUDGE DOCKING , Jenny put her butt up in the air and Steve pegged her backwards in the butt and just when she was about to finish he lined up his buttonhole over her Vag and totally "Super Circus Fudge Docked" her….no way ? ya he blasted in her B hole with his white pee while he simultaneously hot Pooped into her Vagina at the same time….i think they should stop doing meth.

by The AntiCraig January 14, 2015

symmetrical docking

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism

*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"

by Ixthedamned September 14, 2008

Flame Dock

The act of lighting your friend's fart with an aerosol can and a lighter.

I wasn't going to make it to Jim's ass in time with the lighter, so I grabbed the Lysol and gave him a Flame Dock!

by djmd96 February 11, 2013

dock ship

the act of inserting a large pinch of dipping tobacco between the gum and cheek. In order to qualify as "docking ship" the pinch must be at least a quarter of a tin. You cannot "dock ship" with shitty brands of dipping tobacco such as "kayak."

Max - "hey paul would you like a pinch of my longhorn? please don't take a lot."

Paul - "the fuck outta here, bro. I dock ship."

by Rated NC-17 June 6, 2010