Dishwashing

The act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another's. This is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a 'French Kiss' where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner's mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner's lips. This is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.

The man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. He was performing the dishwash. The woman was being dishwashed. The man was dishwashing the woman.

by TheDishwasher November 29, 2011

dishwash

When a man tries to put soap in a lady's vagina, usually to her displeasure.

We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.

I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.

by jacobhottberry December 7, 2010

Dishwasher

a married woman

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!

by JerryJohan June 3, 2018

Dishwasher

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018

Dishwashers

two dudes who slack off and do nothing every day and listen to rap music and put in chews.

"Ricky and Jon," Mr. Aurandt screamed, "you two are the biggest dishwashers ever!"

by DW#1 December 21, 2006

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Dishwasher

A women

a women is a dishwasher

by women ae bad January 23, 2019