Dirty Pate

When your best friends wife gets aroused by putting her finger in your belly button while saying “balalalala”.

“Molly totally gave Derek a Dirty pate last night”

by Simplynader August 20, 2022

dirty soul patch

the act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump. If you've done this, should probably reevaluate your life or at least get a blumpkin in return.

Oh it's because I was doing a dirty soul patch on this slut. I guess I forgot to wipe...

by shits and clits March 17, 2011

dirty slader patater

When someone is in a dream and dreams about making love to one of his best friends and giving them anal warts to the extreme and wakes up and is having sex with a potato.

I almost did a dirty slader patater last night.

by whitneys boi January 17, 2022

dirt path

The ass hole

When the river runs red take the dirt path.

by Nasy Brett December 19, 2003

Dirt patch

a slang word used to describe how a mans penis skin is darker than any other part of their body.

The woman started drooling as she stared at his dirt patch.

by psycofly July 7, 2006

Delaware Dirt Path

The act of performing intercourse through someone's colostomy hole.

Andrew decided to take the Delaware Dirt Path when his 80 year old domestic partner had his b-hole sown shut

by Abhi Jablome August 6, 2017