Bag of dirt with hair 

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!

Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

Bag of dirt with hair by Johnny Jizzem April 30, 2008

big hairy dirty greasy balls 

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

big hairy dirty greasy balls by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

dirtyharrytheignorantappearingofflinebastard 

Refers to a person who hides, vanishes or resembles harry houdini and definitely appears offline for long periods of time, featured twice on TVs Behind the Masked Magician. Drives a van.

Is Dirtyharrytheignorantappearingofflinebastard appearing offline or is he in his van singing roses are red?

dirtyharrytheignorantappearingofflinebastard by Harrythe January 13, 2021

DirtyJairo 

He basically does your mom

Wow Jairo just did a DirtyJairo to me

DirtyJairo by Yourmomiscute<3 September 6, 2021