Dickiness

The general state of being, acting like, or exhibiting characteristics of a dick.

Mike's overall dickiness really pissed Chris off, but Debbie couldn't have cared less.

by Santa_Cerveza April 16, 2008

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. June 11, 2006

drop dirties

severe diarhea

Dude! That mexican food gave me a case of the drop dirties.

by charlie muphy August 23, 2009

Dirtiest Kayla

She a hoe and loves her some dick but she’s likes a guy but still go out fucking 11 other ones

That girl is such a dirtiest Kayla like fr hasn’t she had enough guys for one night

by Girlwhore April 15, 2020

The thin and dirties

The term used for when you leave a right mess in the toilet bowl, especially the runny form of your shit- otherwise known as diarrhea.

"Aghh, those chips and salsa, 4 candy bars, and a liter of soda didn't sit well in my stomach. Gave me the thin and dirties!"

Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."

by Sha'neeqa October 5, 2009

dirties up nice

Having the ability or tendency to look good even when covered in sweat, dirt, overly practical/plain clothes, guts, or whatever life throws at you.

Carrying off the rough-and-tumble look, as opposed to looking like crap after doing something strenuous or dirty.
The opposite of 'cleans up nice'.

Most of the people on The Walking Dead dirty up nice - they look sexy even smeared in sweat, blood, guts and dirt.

She looked gorgeous at the prom, but I saw her after dirt biking: unbelievably, she dirties up nice too.

by cider December 30, 2013

dirties

In Coquitlam B.C., we call a girl who's, not so clean, and usually very easy, a dirty.

Hey Chris pounded two dirties in my livingroom last night.

by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006